[Nettime-bold] TOYWAR.hero-parade: www.etoy.com is back !

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TOYWAR.news-flash

PARADE - 130.000 people already joined the TOYWAR.parade and 
celebrate the return of www.etoy.com on february 18, 2000. cheer 
on the heroines & heroes: http://www.etoy.com/
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TOURS - SPECIAL OFFER FOR ART TOURISTS: http://www.toywar.com
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ART DEAL - TOYWAR AT POSTMASTERS GALLERY IN NEW YORK - CONTRACTS 
SIGNED THIS WEEK .... http://www.postmastersart.com
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COCKTAILS - the etoy.CORPORATION invites venture capitalists, 
TOY.soldiers and journalists to a smalltalk party in new york 
city next sunday, february 27 2000
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CD - TOYWAR.lullaby SOUNDTRACK CD ON THE WAY !
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WAR - TOYWAR.generals consider LEONARDO.intervention.
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details:

PARADE - after the dismissal of the insane LAWSUIT was signed by
the judge in los angeles last week the TOYWAR.community elected 
12 TOYWAR.generals and 45 TOYWAR.heroes who are right now proudly
marching off the legendary battlefield (displayed on www.etoy.com).
their services are compensated with a huge amount of etoy.SHARES 
and plastic medals! all generals, heroes/heroines automatically 
reached full etoy.AGENT-STATUS and become official shareholders 
of the etoy.CORPORATION (documents, contracts and the rules will 
be sent out). 260 additional brave toysoldiers who reached more 
than 80 etoy.POINTS during this war were also awarded with the 
official etoy.AGENT-TITLE and become shareholders.

750 soldiers who participated in the operation "TOYWAR.com
TOY-HARBOR" between november 29, 1999 and january 10, 2000 are
promoted to the rank of a TOYWAR.veteran and become immortal 
like all high ranking members (not having to buy energy anymore).

the etoy.CORPORATION thanks all the TOY.soldiers for spontaneous,
creative, playful and dynamic protection of the etoy.BRAND and 
the successful information&art attacks.

OFFICIAL SLOGAN: ecommerce giants will never forget xmas 99.

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TOURS - SPECIAL ADVENTURE TRIPS TO TOYWAR.com FOR TOURISTS! NO 
RECRUITING NECESSARY FOR DEFCON 3: http://www.toywar.com/  
LEARN MORE ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE PERFORMANCES IN ART 
HISTORY (4,5 BILLION DOLLARS) AND STUDY THE IMPACT GENERATED 
WORLDWIDE.

ordinary people now have the opportunity to be airdropped to one 
of the TOYWAR.battlefield and to visit the legendary TCP/IP shelters 
and media rocket launchers...used during the guerilla TOYWAR.

15 minutes guided tour for everyone who missed the battle.
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ART DEAL - postmasters gallery, new york presents etoy

etoy will show more than 40 etoy.SHARE-CERTIFICATES, etoy.TANK7
AND THE TOYWAR.battlefields in MAY 2000. curated by suzy meszoly.

etoy.CURATOR: suzanne meszoly
opening: saturday, april 29, 2000
closing: thursday, may 11, 2000

TREMENDOUS TOYWAR VICTORY PARTY PLANNED FOR SAT. MAY 14 
(AGENT! QUIT YOUR JOB & BOOK A PLANE !)

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COCKTAILS - the etoy.MANAGEMENT will be in new york for the 
silicon alley 2000 conference and to do twisted business. we invite 
all agents, activists, journalists and involved toy retailers / 
nasdaq brokers to exclusive cocktails presented by the thing new york, 
the postmasters gallery and our curator, suzy meszoly.
sunday february 27, 6 to 8pm. location: THE THING 601 west 26 street
16 floor new york, NY 10001 phone: 212 - 366 9738
directions: chelsea district (26 street btw 11 & 12 avenue)

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CD - TOYWAR SOUNDTRACK "TOYWAR.lullabies": 3 further sensational 
tracks uploaded after the mastering forced the crisis-control-board
to stop the assembly line and to remaster the product! 1600 units 
will be delivered in 3 weeks. plus value: groundbreaking viral impact.

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WAR - solidarity message: the etoy.BRAND is still in the hands
of the etoy.CORPORATION because thousands of net users
expressed solidarity and showed that they are willing to fight.

it is for sure that we will also help others to protect themselves
against corporate fools who bulldoze culture & lifestyle. the
TOYWAR weapons & knowhow are locked with a security code at the 
moment... but the 12 TOYWAR.generals are able to decide on the 
reactivation of the TOYWAR.bombs within minutes and put out an order:

LEONARDO ART VS. LEONARDO FINANCE: lets just warn these guys. 
leonardo finance should study the eToys vs. etoy battle and leave the 
legal jungle ... there is not much to win for a company like they are.... 
1780 experienced and euphoric TOYWAR.agents just wait to test all the 
weapons we had to hold back in the TOYWAR.shelter.

do these people look smart enough to handle TOYWAR II żżż http://www.leonardofinance.fr/anglais/presentation/presentation.htm

LEONARDO FINANCE IS THE PERFECT TARGET. NO ONE WILL HELP THEM IF 
THOUSANDS START TO HASSLE THEM WITH LEGAL TOOLS AND QUESTIONS.
NO COMPANY, LAWFIRM AND PR OFFICE IN THE WORLD CAN DO BUSINESS IF 
THE COMMUNITY TURNS AGAINST THEM. etoy does not promote illegal 
strategies... we just call for solidarity and smart resistance... 
its just a combination of intelligent entertainment for all of us, 
the fight for freedom of culture and a good opportunity to do media 
art BUT a pain for those who do not understand the net. 
---> ask toby@etoys.com. he probably learned.

the TOYWAR.generals had a first brief meeting with the involved
people and seriously consider a massive LEONARDO.intervention.



etoy - billions and billions confused. 

for the etoy.SHAREHOLDERS: the etoy.MANAGEMENT

etoy.ZAI (CEO)
etoy.GRAMAZIO (PRESIDENT)
etoy.KUBLI (LEGAL AFFAIRS)
etoy.MONO (CRISIS-CONTROL)


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HISTORICAL BACKGROUND:

ENGLISH: [TIME /digital] http://www.pathfinder.com/time/digital/daily/0,2822,38201,00.html
GERMAN: [der Spiegel] http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/ebusiness/nf/0,1518,61247,00.html
ITALIAN: [La Repubblica] http://www.repubblica.it/online/tecnologie_internet/etoy/etoy/etoy.html
FRENCH: [Le Monde] wysiwyg://495/http://www.lemonde.fr/article/0,2320,seq-2060-39839-MIA,00.html

MEDIA COVERAGE / ALL:
http://dmoz.org/Society/Activism/Media_Activism/Culture_Jamming/etoy/Media_Coverage/

theoretical background information provided by reinhold grether (english version): SOON !