<nettime> gsm.art

["intima" <igor.stromajer@guest.arnes.si>]

gsm.art
http://kid.kibla.org/~intima/gsmart

by intima virtual base / net art lab

this = very sad + lonely art
(i remember olia lialina)

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gsm.art.concept

internet registration + information interface + database

a mobile | handy | cellular - [net.based] art.action: intimate wireless
communication. basic purpose = break the lonely-xxx + create a wireless +
interactive environment for remote mobile touch. 

the beauty of intimate communication inspires the machines to create
digital + mechanical actions. the highest (+100%) beauty of art and
science = reached when the digital machine makes a physical or mechanical
gesture without the knowledge of a human being. 

an answering machine = the best possible communication partner / messages
left on it = poetry. 

emotions = not the privilege of living beings, nor of the art only. even
supermarkets, cellular phones, satellite technology, multinational
corporations, medical equipment + stock exchanges could be + = full of
emotions. emotions = real, they have a physical effect on our body: tears
= the real material, chemical substance that already exists in our body.
sms them. vibrate them. remotely. 

there = no place anymore. no location. romanticism, relationships +
feelings ++ sex = remote controlled. = not an abstract art. = realistic,
practical + displaced environmental art ++ useless consequences. 

: communicate + enjoy : 

techno.krat.ia / wunsch.maschine

gsm.art = supported by the ministry of culture of republic of slovenia

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talk.action.0

- do not talk (= too simple + too natural)
- talk.cekc? elekrtischer.generator

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sms.action.1

- sms 
- sms.art 
- short.message.service 
- short.art.service 
- sas 
- option: laptop connection
- example of use: "send me a sas message!"


example:
"i hate being confused about lonely lesbian graves"
 o|o # [o] YY /+\


sms.presets:

 rose
 - - < - - @

 hopeless
 | | |

 gay
 X X

 straight
 X Y

 lesbian
 Y Y

 trio
 X Y X
 Y X Y

 group (sex)
 Y X Y X
 
 help!
 ~ \ * / ~

 home
 | ^ |

 lonely
 [ o ]

 hate
 o | o

 personal hate
 [ o | o ]

 stabile
 / | \

 grave
 / + \

 depressed
 §

 art
 o

 confused
 #

 very confused
 # # #

 equality
 o = o

 love
 o + o

 friends
 o / \ o


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vibra.action.2


how + where to vibrate a human being?

g.sm spots for women
g.sm spots for men

- use one or more gsm phones with one or more caller-s 
- when vibrating with or/+ on more gsm phones: use user groups or 
multiply conference calls 
- by rejecting/answering separated calls she/he can (with interaction to 
remote gsm phones, controlled - by you or/+ another person-s) self-
control the stimulating points 
- it's free in all countries with a gsm service provider (by using satellite 
phone it's free worldwide)


how + where to vibrate an animal?

g.sm spots for animals

- warning: do not vibrate the animals anywhere whatsoever!
- (they can not vibrate back)


suggestions and recommendations:

use a gsm phone vibrator in following situations:

while: working, being in danger celebrating, speaking, kissing, dancing + 
singing, reading, watching tv, eating, drinking, making calls, flying, driving 
in a bus, sailing, driving a car, going far away, cycling, watching a movie, 
partying, having holidays, being lonely, getting lost, feeling strange, 
sightseeing, sitting, sleeping, working out, being ill, cycling back, going 
worldwide




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